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Jonathan AssGorilla Lifestyle: 2nd EditionHello, weary internet traveler. Come, sit for a minute.Aug 3, 2021Aug 3, 2021
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Jonathan AssBlog Post #3“Don’t spit down, because it might land on your shoes” — Lithuanian ProverbDec 10, 2017Dec 10, 2017
Jonathan AssBlog Post #2Here it is. The highly anticipated blog post #2. My rabid fans have been hounding me for four and a half months since the legendary first…Nov 26, 2017Nov 26, 2017
Jonathan AssBlog post #1I’m thinking about the best dream I’ve ever had again. I was married to Rihanna and we were riding a carousel together. She had 3 kids from…Jul 13, 2017Jul 13, 2017
Jonathan AssIrish CatholicsThere are certain connotations that come with wearing a cross on your neck, especially on a college campus. I took a religious studies…Feb 10, 2017Feb 10, 2017
